Saturday 16 May 2009

Why Making Lemonade Doesn't Kill Lemons

Aiya... I Really nth do... Can't bleme me for writing such a stupid thing~

Why Making Lemonade Doesn’t Kill Lemons

Many dumb people would ask ‘Will making lemonade kill Lemons?’ Smart people usually answer ‘No’ but then they’ll ask again ‘Why?’ When this happens, smart people will usually tell them to shut up or slap them. Some will explain in geek version….

So, let me explain why making Lemonade doesn’t kill lemons. First of all lemons are…. Well Lemons. Their fruits. Fruits grow, that means that they have life. But they can live only for a short while, maybe a month or two.

When Lemons ripen, we pluck them from the tree to make mostly Lemonade. Their still alive when we use them for making Lemonade. When they ripen they can only live for a few weeks. They die painfully by getting eaten by worms, turning black and dropping on the ground. So we don’t kill them when making Lemonade. Infect we help them die less painfully.

Some idiots would ask ‘Doesn’t cutting and squeezing hurt the Lemons? You say that we help them die happily?’

The answer to the question is of course no. If you want idiots to believe you, you have to cut a Lemon in front of them and say ‘It doesn’t hurt the Lemons. They don’t cry out, so it obviously doesn’t hurt them.’ Usually when you finish saying that you will hear an ‘OUCH.’…… when you hear it, prepare the plasters. If its bad call the Hospital, the idiot would probably need stitching….

So hope you people know now WHY MAKING LEMONADE DOESN’T KILL LEMONS.

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