Sunday, 24 May 2009

Food Experiment-> Limey-Curry Fried Rice

I got bored and hungry... So i did an experiment... Named it Limey-Curry Fried Rice =.=...

It taste not bad leh... Try and cook la... Although i accidentaly used a lot of oyster sauce... So it taste a little... erm... cant find the right word... Hmmm... Little bit oystery lo...

The recipe still needs a little perfecting... I wan add vege but no more vege le... so use things i can find lo... You noe wad they say>> when life offers you lemons,make lemonade...

Wan noe recipe ma? dun1 noe nvm... i write 4 fun...

1. Lime
2. Curry powder
3.Onion Leaf
4. Onion
5.Egg
6.Rice
7.Oil
8. Oyster sauce
9.Salt

Hmmm... I think tats all la... Try and see nice bo... try le tell me...

Saturday, 23 May 2009

Today So Boring

Today a… Really boring…

Early morning wake up go CC… So few ppl go… Only Jia Xun, Seen Yee,Liang Jian, Zu Ho go only… Early noe I oso dun1 go…

Go there nth do… Juz c Seen Yee teach new percussion… Almost fell asleep… The fat pig a… Wads her name again a… Right, Ting Siew Ping the teacher a… She noe 1 a??? Juz now she oso got teach… I sit there and sleep only…

Then Seen Yee say she hungry… So we go canteen eat… I din bring $$ so she treat me lo… Eat half way Liang Jian go behind her n scare her…

Then 9 o’clock strd 4 de finish liao… We go upstairs lo… Then who noe… Reach up stairs let the cleaner diao… Say>> ‘ ur friend juz now come up here… leave le din switch off fan…’ Bla… Bla… Bla... Then we go inside band room… Lyk always, I almost fell asleep inside… Air con so nice~

Then they 10 prac finish le… But I have to wait till 11 only go bak coz of my sis… She enter choir…

Come bak home… Eat d then tell my mum>> ‘ ma I 1 go slp le… Bye Bye’ then go to my room and slp… sleep until lyk pig… Frm 1 something sleep until almost 5 =.=… I sleep coz dun1 study… If I dun slp my mum will shout at me>> ‘ u see la… 1 exam edi oso dunno take out book n read… no use 1…’ bla… bla… bla… always the same…

Wake up… bathe, eat, watch tv… then night time… eat, write blog, sleep… lyk pig hor… except pigs dun write blog…

Friday, 22 May 2009

This Type Of Sis.....

Yo… I think if you hear wad my sis say u oso wan vomit…Yuck…
Juz now when I’m bathing I ask my sis whether PC call me Liao ma… why she call no need noe. So dun ask me…
Then my sis say no… then she say ltr when PC call ask her buy fries 4 her… then hor, dunno y she suddenly say>>> ‘Ei jie, Zi Xing (PC) vry pretty leh…’ wa I tell u a… really I almost vomit… haiyo… this type of sis… say PC BEAUTIFUL… Me, as her sis, no face le…
After she said tat, I shouted at her… almost lyk scolding la =. =… then after I finish shouting, she say ‘Har’… I almost fainted la… I tell u if u have this type u can die at an early age coz of high blood pressure… or u can be sentence to death for murder… aiya… I so good, wont murder her… only… aiya… slap her =. =…
Y u all a… every time when I scold my sisters u all say me bad… I have no choice 1… I lyk scolding ppl… they gat scold by me vry good de… they cry d then wont come bother me le… but then again…when they cry, too loud n annoying… I scold them again… then they cry even louder… u 1 me how leh?
Having bro oso bad… having sis oso bad…. Nightmare meh!!!

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Today Stupid And Sui

Today really stupid…… more stupid than Sui….

Today really la… before I go school I check le… I got bring the presents…. For Jessica and Jia Xun… then dunno wad happen… when I wan give Jessica her present, I couldn’t find it… so I gave her Jia Xun’s gift=.=… then Jia Xun no present cuz Stephanie buy 4 Jia Xun de present oso lost…. All present lost… so Sui….

Stephanie and I today din medicine^^… O ya hor… We no problem de no need eat…. Today maybe screw loose~

PE tat time we keep dancing…. We dance vry funny… Some more we oso do ‘Apple Walk” really stupid….

After PE, whole class line up and do ‘Apple Walk’ back to class…. But sadly, din work cuz many ppl dunno ‘Apple Walk’ and I oso can’t keep up wif Stephanie cuz she too pro le^^ Do until lyk real Apple….

After school suppose to do the stupid dance but no space to dance so din dance… And oso suppose to tell Jia Xun sry we lost our present, happy birthday, and bla bla bla…..But din see him… When finally see him my mum come… So din tell him….

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Why Making Lemonade Doesn't Kill Lemons

Aiya... I Really nth do... Can't bleme me for writing such a stupid thing~

Why Making Lemonade Doesn’t Kill Lemons

Many dumb people would ask ‘Will making lemonade kill Lemons?’ Smart people usually answer ‘No’ but then they’ll ask again ‘Why?’ When this happens, smart people will usually tell them to shut up or slap them. Some will explain in geek version….

So, let me explain why making Lemonade doesn’t kill lemons. First of all lemons are…. Well Lemons. Their fruits. Fruits grow, that means that they have life. But they can live only for a short while, maybe a month or two.

When Lemons ripen, we pluck them from the tree to make mostly Lemonade. Their still alive when we use them for making Lemonade. When they ripen they can only live for a few weeks. They die painfully by getting eaten by worms, turning black and dropping on the ground. So we don’t kill them when making Lemonade. Infect we help them die less painfully.

Some idiots would ask ‘Doesn’t cutting and squeezing hurt the Lemons? You say that we help them die happily?’

The answer to the question is of course no. If you want idiots to believe you, you have to cut a Lemon in front of them and say ‘It doesn’t hurt the Lemons. They don’t cry out, so it obviously doesn’t hurt them.’ Usually when you finish saying that you will hear an ‘OUCH.’…… when you hear it, prepare the plasters. If its bad call the Hospital, the idiot would probably need stitching….

So hope you people know now WHY MAKING LEMONADE DOESN’T KILL LEMONS.

Sunday, 10 May 2009

Mother's Day....

Today is Mother's Day....

We went to Pizza Hut 4 take away... suppose to eat the new prawn pizza... stupid cashier din hear nicely... din get the prawn pizza lo...than my mum go complain oso cannot...later leh, my sis fight.... i scold them, then one of them cry.... my mum scold me...

We oso gt buy cake... Buy finish le go grandma's house... we ate all the pizza, she oni eat 1 slice of cake... then she go buy porridge... she and my mum talk about my maid lo... say this say that... haiyo.... they complaining i lying down on the floor sleeping lyk pig.. haha....

Then come back home, I have to do ELS de work... my bro, my mum, and sis play game... my mum play tat time lyk 38 po.... lyk 5 year old little baby.... shouting and laughing...

so boring.... nth do.... dun1 write liao... lazy... Bye-bye...

Saturday, 9 May 2009

DUCK!!!!! Ur Really Dead!!!!

Go die Duck!!!

I cant blif u lied 2 me!!! I almost believed u!!!

If u wanna lie...Nvm...Juz dun lie about tat!!! Im really sensitive!!! Idiot!!!Now look wad u did!!! Argh!!!!

Ur dead DUCK!!! I wont believe u again..... Idiot!!!

Lie about something liddat again, i really kill u.... say say say... Go die!!!!!!!Idiot!!!!!!!!

So angry!!!&%$(%)*+)***$$^&^$*&%(%@%#&!!!!Argh!!!

Hmmm....Impossible...I Dun Blieve...

Really I dun believe it..... Impossible 1...He won't like me...I dun believe it... I dun believe wad u told me!!!!

How can??? I dunno wad to say... Never tot of it....

Maybe u bluff me... U bluffing me??? If u're bluffing me stop it!!!! Where c an he like me wor??? I think he doesnt even noe my name.... Does he???

Really??? Or r u bluffing me??? I dunno.... Eh... HIM wor!!! HIM!!! where can???

I dunno...If i find out tat ur bluffing... Believe me...Ur DEAD!!! if i kill u, u can be pork chop's BF...DUCK CHOP!!!!!

Friday, 8 May 2009

Aunties...So Kei PO For Wad...Tuition oso problem...

Stupid aunties dun Kei Po cannot???

My mum juz now go market buy things lo... then i think she tell her frind i dun1 go Bo-Bo tuition liao... then, her friend scold her!!! SCOLD her meh!!! so rude.... The idiotic aunty say'Be mother where can liddat!! U be mother no use 1!!! ur daughter say dun1 go then u dun let her go!!! no use 1 u!!! if u dun let her go, u vry hard 1 find tuition teacher liao... nobody will accept her....' then say say say say say lo.... the aunty really Kei Po meh!!! SO angry!!!!

Some more that stupid tuition teacher-Bo-Bo say tat this holiday he gt tuition.... i think i gt band band prac... then he say he dun care band if dun go tuition he dun1 keep!! some more, he say he hates POTATO!!! hahaha... say potato BOY de Hu LI JING.....hahaha....say he vry ugly..face flat flat 1...like pig....hahaha...

i really dunno why aunty so Kei Po 1 leh.... if ur an old stupid Kei Po aunty reading, tell me why!!!

if juz now i follow my mum go market, the aunty sure get slap by me!!! say me rude but i dun care... this type of aunty can go die... some more she not my who... she juz my mum friend!!!!

ur mum gt liddat scold ppl???? no rite? if liddat scold ppl 1 need go mental hospital liao.... if noe her daughter or son, i'll slap them!!!

Tuition...another problem....

i dunno why... curse us chinese for inventing tuition.... u noe wad ppl say???>>where theres chinese, theres tuition....

i dun even noe y ppl bother going... its no use, unless ur willing to go...

like me, i hate tuition... u put me there, i sleep... when class is over, i wake up, go home...
its juz a waste of money and time...

some ppl think tat even if their child doesn't wanna go tuition, if they put them there, they will listen. but i can tell u 1 thing, their wrong!!! Noe y??? cuz, my mum's one of them... she thinks tat if she lets me sit there i have to listen... i dun.... i wont tell her... she'll be really pissed off if she finds out....

wad u think about tuition o??? tell me....

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Pork Chop T-Shirt or Not.....

Pork Chop T-Shirt......

I dunno leh... Do like tat to her lyk very cruel...But then again,she deserves it!!! Oh Ya, My mum say can>> the T-Shirt... of coz she let, i din tell her wad we're making...Hahaha....

But like tis very bad wor... Pork Chop T-Shirt...wad will she think??? hate us??? Nvm... we hate her so much liao...

Last Saturday, stupid Pork Chop teach Ah Kang bad finger... he only 5!!! Idiot, teach xiao di di bad thing... feel like slapping her across the face!!!

Wad u think leh??? should really make Pork Chop T-Shirt???? or maybe change abit????

Hate pork chop untill wan make t-shirt.... can die... last time hate Zhi Hoay oso din make t-shirt... now wan make I HATE PORK CHOP T-SHIRT....how fun...


should i continue writing???

very long time no write story d..... wad u 1 me write??? should i continue writing Violin Girl or u wan me write new story????

running out of ideas liao..... if wan me write new story i should at least write the last ending for Violin Girl...... wad u think???

Gimme ideas... wad u wan read... Killing or Ghost??? or both??? or u wan something different.... wad u 1 leh... tell me then i write....juz pls not about love.... i hate it...