Food Experiment-> Limey-Curry Fried Rice

I got bored and hungry... So i did an experiment... Named it Limey-Curry Fried Rice =.=...

It taste not bad leh... Try and cook la... Although i accidentaly used a lot of oyster sauce... So it taste a little... erm... cant find the right word... Hmmm... Little bit oystery lo...

The recipe still needs a little perfecting... I wan add vege but no more vege le... so use things i can find lo... You noe wad they say>> when life offers you lemons,make lemonade...

Wan noe recipe ma? dun1 noe nvm... i write 4 fun...

1. Lime
2. Curry powder
3.Onion Leaf
4. Onion
5.Egg
6.Rice
7.Oil
8. Oyster sauce
9.Salt

Hmmm... I think tats all la... Try and see nice bo... try le tell me...

Today Stupid And Sui

Today really stupid…… more stupid than Sui….

Today really la… before I go school I check le… I got bring the presents…. For Jessica and Jia Xun… then dunno wad happen… when I wan give Jessica her present, I couldn’t find it… so I gave her Jia Xun’s gift=.=… then Jia Xun no present cuz Stephanie buy 4 Jia Xun de present oso lost…. All present lost… so Sui….

Stephanie and I today din medicine^^… O ya hor… We no problem de no need eat…. Today maybe screw loose~

PE tat time we keep dancing…. We dance vry funny… Some more we oso do ‘Apple Walk” really stupid….

After PE, whole class line up and do ‘Apple Walk’ back to class…. But sadly, din work cuz many ppl dunno ‘Apple Walk’ and I oso can’t keep up wif Stephanie cuz she too pro le^^ Do until lyk real Apple….

After school suppose to do the stupid dance but no space to dance so din dance… And oso suppose to tell Jia Xun sry we lost our present, happy birthday, and bla bla bla…..But din see him… When finally see him my mum come… So din tell him….

Why Making Lemonade Doesn't Kill Lemons

Aiya... I Really nth do... Can't bleme me for writing such a stupid thing~

Why Making Lemonade Doesn’t Kill Lemons

Many dumb people would ask ‘Will making lemonade kill Lemons?’ Smart people usually answer ‘No’ but then they’ll ask again ‘Why?’ When this happens, smart people will usually tell them to shut up or slap them. Some will explain in geek version….

So, let me explain why making Lemonade doesn’t kill lemons. First of all lemons are…. Well Lemons. Their fruits. Fruits grow, that means that they have life. But they can live only for a short while, maybe a month or two.

When Lemons ripen, we pluck them from the tree to make mostly Lemonade. Their still alive when we use them for making Lemonade. When they ripen they can only live for a few weeks. They die painfully by getting eaten by worms, turning black and dropping on the ground. So we don’t kill them when making Lemonade. Infect we help them die less painfully.

Some idiots would ask ‘Doesn’t cutting and squeezing hurt the Lemons? You say that we help them die happily?’

The answer to the question is of course no. If you want idiots to believe you, you have to cut a Lemon in front of them and say ‘It doesn’t hurt the Lemons. They don’t cry out, so it obviously doesn’t hurt them.’ Usually when you finish saying that you will hear an ‘OUCH.’…… when you hear it, prepare the plasters. If its bad call the Hospital, the idiot would probably need stitching….

So hope you people know now WHY MAKING LEMONADE DOESN’T KILL LEMONS.

Mother's Day....

Today is Mother's Day....

We went to Pizza Hut 4 take away... suppose to eat the new prawn pizza... stupid cashier din hear nicely... din get the prawn pizza lo...than my mum go complain oso cannot...later leh, my sis fight.... i scold them, then one of them cry.... my mum scold me...

We oso gt buy cake... Buy finish le go grandma's house... we ate all the pizza, she oni eat 1 slice of cake... then she go buy porridge... she and my mum talk about my maid lo... say this say that... haiyo.... they complaining i lying down on the floor sleeping lyk pig.. haha....

Then come back home, I have to do ELS de work... my bro, my mum, and sis play game... my mum play tat time lyk 38 po.... lyk 5 year old little baby.... shouting and laughing...

so boring.... nth do.... dun1 write liao... lazy... Bye-bye...