Thursday, 22 October 2009


I have one stupid question, PLEASE ANSWER IT...

So, I have a friend, very annoying. Has a problem. Well, you see, my friend liked this person then don't like anymore and then coz of something dunno what... Bla bla bla... She like the other person then don't like the person anymore. Then, everything okay, she also dun disturb me, but recently, she has a problem, she like other person back and at the same time like the person and she disturb me everyday T_T.... Pity me... She ask me help her to choose, but obviously, she wont listen.

The two person...

Person 1,

Useless, unfaithful, untrustable, dumb.

Person 2,

Almost useless, unfaithful dunno, untrustable no, a bit stupid.

Help the stupid woman! She's driving me nuts!

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Bad Luck Charm

Bad Luck Charm, not a thing, but a person- STEPHANIE.

First it was yesterday, she ask me teman her go take Pizza Hut voucher. Take le, stupid potato call us go 2M call people. Go lo, go lo... Reach there, Punish's class. Did I get her name right?

Then today. She ask me teman her go pass up her homework, Sivik class that time so much time don't do, everybody pass up le she only want do. Stupid. Go lo, go lo. Then on the way back, Pn. Keow going up the stairs, the she said -Eh, eh, eh, you. your hair. You go Bilik Kaunseling wait. I go up for a while- Wait ma wait lo... Stupid Stephanie...

I waited and waited and waited...

More than half hour, I nothing do, play with the stupid plant on her desk. She finally came back. After the wait, you know what she said? - Aiyo, sorry let you wait so long. your hair, cannot. Go cut. When you cut then only come back to school. OK, you can go back-

I waited for so long, and she wanted to say something for less than 1 minute? Screw her. And go back class, I almost killed Stephanie.

She so Sui de wor... People don't usually say my hair de, go with her, then kena... She go Thai let people curse izzit?

Anyway, cut my hair. I LOOK SO DAMN FUNNY. Almost... Gay-ish... All thanks to my GOOD FRIEND Stephanie.

Friday, 2 October 2009

-FrienD- Story

Friend. A good friend, a best friend.

Friend STUPID and Friend IDIOT has been friends for quite sometime, BEST FRIENDS...

Friend IDIOT, have ISSUES, didn't let Friend STUPID know. When Friend STUPID ask, everyone who knows say it's nothing.


One fine afternoon, the hot Sun, shining bright and hot, RECESS TIME.

AS USUAL, the FRIENDS gather at the SAME PLACE AFTER they have EATEN.

SOMEONE was in the other ROOM.

Friends OPEN the door, SEE who's INSIDE, then LOCK it. Then SHOUT out ~Friend IDIOT~

Friend STUPID use common sense to think, then when Friend STUPID kinda got it. Friend STUPID grew ANGRY.

Friend STUPID, ANGRY at the thought of THAT. But, also ANGRY because Friend STUPID was ANGRY at Friend IDIOT. Friend STUPID got so fucking upset about that, and, you know what? NOBODY even KNEW the REASON.

Finally, Friend STUPID needed some air.

Friend STUPID ask other friend go OUT with her.

Other friend KNEW that something was WRONG, and so ASKED Friend STUPID what's the matter. Friend STUPID just shook the head and ANSWERED NOTHING WRONG. Other friend knew something was wrong, but Friend STUPID wont tell, so, other friend GAVE UP ASKING.

Friend STUPID keep REMINDING ~I Love DumbM~ so that Friend STUPID would SEE THINGS CLEARLY and FORGET about the whole fucking thing ever happened.

It sort of worked.

But still, seeing Friend IDIOT with other friend, that was okay. Know what really PISSED Friend STUPID off? The fact that Friend IDIOT NEGLECTED Friend STUPID cause of her own PROBLEMS. And you know what? Friend STUPID was also the last person Friend IDIOT invited to her little CELEBRATION.

Friend STUPID was so PISSED that Friend STUPID answered -NO- at first. Then, Friend STUPID started to think about it.

Thinking, thinking, thinking...


Know why? Cause unlike others, Friend STUPID DON'T like BREAKING BEST FRIENDS' HEARTS! Even though it really HURTS Friend STUPID on the inside, Friend STUPID try to look NORMAL.


Stephanie, your answer...

Don't Bother Reading

(1) 请老实的回答每一个问题。
(2) 不行擅自塗改題目。
(3) 写完请点10位小朋友,不可不点。
(4) 点完后请通知那10位小朋友他被点到了。

1. SZN
2. Whatever
3. SodaVella
4. Jessica
5. ಎKsiŋಎ胜胜™
6. toozgx
7. DumbM
8. Dennis
9. Kah Yen
10. Jesvin

01-[ 4号认识6号吗? ]:: Ya
02-[ 10号是男还是女? ]:: Girl
03-[ 8号的兴趣是? ]:: Hmm... Making me miserable
04-[ 1号有没有兄弟姐妹? ]:: Got
05-[ 7号姓氏? ]:: Kong
06-[ 10号人缘好吗? ]:: Good
07-[ 4号有人追吗? ]:: Sure got
08-[ 承上2号呢? ]:: Umm... My Chinese suck.. What's that?
09-[ 6号喜欢的颜色是? ]:: Green hor?
10-[ 3号和10号是朋友吗? ]:: Ya gua..
11-[ 8号的生日是? ]:: 7/7
12-[ 5号读哪呢? ]:: SMJK Nan Hwa
13-[ 你怎么认识10号的? ]:: Hmm... Fight?
14-[ 你跟1号的生日差几个月? ]:: 1 ba..
15-[ 你和9号有出去玩过吗? ]:: Got
16-[ 你喜欢和2号聊天吗? ]:: Huh? He so sakai...
17-[ 你喜欢和3号在一起吗? ]:: I think Jess like...
18-[ 你觉得7号人怎么样? ]:: SAKAI!!!
19-[ 你觉得9号人怎么样? ]:: So-So
20-[ 你爱5号吗? ]:: No

1. 是谁传給你这份问卷的:: toozgx, ಎKsiŋಎ胜胜™, Stephanie, SodaVella
2. 你们认识多久呢:: Half, half year. Half, more?
3. 你觉得他(她)对你來说很重要吗:: Half dunno. Half can hold
4. 你与他(她)的关系是:: Friend
5. 你觉得他(她)的个性如何:: Ok
6. 请问他(她)的兴趣是:: Dunno~

問 : 當你在更衣室沖水,门忽然被打开了
答 : I have a gun and I know Kung-Fu!!!

問 : 海中忽然大浪來襲后 你发现比基尼小姐上身泳裝被沖掉了
答 : Her problem. Ownself wear Bikini.

問 : 去海边玩会使用咩交通工具
答 : Of course car. But me, I fly~

問 : 你突然发现沒帶泳裝 泳衣你会買吗
答 : No need de lar. Steal other people de lor, so easy~

問 : 会的。。
答 : 会 what? I already said I wont BUY!!!

問 : 回去时 发现有其他遊客手机沒拿 你会觉得是哪牌子的
答 : Nokia, SonyEricsson, Motorola...

問 : 海边对你來说是
答 : Relaxing and fun^^

問 : 看到镜子 会不由自主的向前吗
答 : I hate mirrors!!!

問 : 经常用洗面乳吗
答 : Lazy that time don't use

問 : 说到自恋会想到谁
答 : Me~

問 : 有人说该減肥了 你会
答 : Should I care? Everyone ask me to... Eh, I LOVE FOOD! WHO CARES!

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