Saturday 3 November 2012

Dramas Ruin People~

I've got to stop watching those Taiwanese dramas! Darn my sisters for always hogging the tv and watching them, leaving me no choice but to watch as well. Once I start though, I can't stop... Thank God the series ended! I'm free! T^T

After the big happy ending, I finally realized why all of these dramas are ruining humanity. You don't get love like those every day, people don't fall in love like that and most of all, not every one is a freaking CEO of some big company! These kind of dramas often threaten guys and burden boyfriends because after having to see all the bullshit, girls will WANT love like that. We all know that those kind of guys we see in movies don't exist, but we still do some wishful thinking anyway. Hmph.

Taiwanese dramas, they:

  • Fill girls' head with fantasies that will never come true. Worse than the fantasy of owning a rainbow-eating Unicorn or a rainbow-shitting Narwhal.
  • Make girls 'play games' with their boyfriends, end up sad and depressed when their boyfriends can't take their shit and breakup with them. 
  • Give girls ideas on how to be a drama queen. 
  • Give girls ideas on how to fuck everything up.
  • Subtly changes one's thinking. Brainwash, to put it simply. 
  • Unknowingly raise a girl's expectation of a guy.
  • Do much more damage than porn will ever do.

The last one wasn't really necessary... BUT WELL, IT'S TRUE! Also, just because I'm writing about Taiwanese dramas, it doesn't mean that Korean dramas are any better! They are on the same level of... Wait, Korean dramas are even worse. I will not speak of anime =x I don't usually watch Korean dramas and I don't listen to K-pop except for maybe... Well... Oppa Gangnam Style =-= BUT, Koreans are hot, don't you think? Plastic surgery or not, they are cute~ If Zongxu can't grow a beard like the Westerners, then I want him clean shaven like a cute little Korean! Even leg hairs are forbidden. So Xu, YOU BETTER GROW THAT BEARD! 


I wonder what are my sister's thoughts? She seems to love to watch Taiwanese dramas a lot; that isn't the disturbing part though, what's disturbing is that she re-watches the same shit for about ten times! An example would be when she re-watched  下一站,幸福 four times. I wonder how corrupted that girl is... Ugh... Her friends are definitely air-heads with thoughts that some rich guy's son would fall in love with them. That isn't all, one of them even acts like the bitch you see in dramas =-= In case you don't know which sister I'm talking about, it's Lisa.

Taiwanese dramas will someday make the average-male population desperate, loveless, and some might even turn gay because no girls will want them. By the year 2025, with all these brainless females walking around, the suicide rate of males will grow by 101%; just wait and we will see if my prediction stands correct.

Ahh~

Another random fact about Rachel Cheong is that she secretly wants to date a Korean. Yes, before she dated her current hairy boy-boy, she wanted to wait until she found a cute Korean guy. Despite despising K-pop a lot, she wants a Korean; yep, it's sad truth that she will admit to nobody except her blog. 




I can't be in a relationship;
The only thing I can love without hate is my pet.  






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