Malaysia is a country like no other, we have different races living together, you can find the world's people here. Our politicians are ranked number 0 in the world's political list, so, no worries if you guys are terrorists. Okay, and the cops? Not to worry, just give them money for tea and you're free.
People
From yellow-skinned to brown-skinned, the people of Malaysia are colourful. Especially Indians, they wear their traditional colourful Sari with very bright bangles on their arms, and they all have really long hair. They love gold. We yellow-skinned Chinese are... Pretty boring. We only wear the Cheong-sam during Chinese New Year. BUT, when it comes to food, we are the best! From pork to vege... We cook everything, and I mean EVERYTHING. Oh yes, the Malays, the 'founders' of our country. The wear their Baju Kurung tight, and covered from head to toe.
Yes, Chinese, Indians and Malays. We are the three main races of Malaysia.Of course, there are others like English people, Japanese, Koreans, Vietnamese... And so on... Know one thing please, now that everything's modern and all that, it's hard to see us in our traditional clothings. Especially in the city, there's hardly any traditional spirit.
Chinese
Yellow-skinned. Duh. Small eyes, average in size, but some of us are God damned short. We are the most cin-cai people, everything is like... Whatever. We are free to choose our religion, we eat anything, if we don't think it's too gross. And that's why, we cook the best food, not too spicy, just right.
Indians
DARK! Big beautiful eyes, sharp noses. If you LOVE spicy food, oh yes, Indians are best. Curry, original spices, blended by hand, cooked with tradition... OH YES... Indians are colourful, and they love gold! Indians are the experts in spicy curry. My grandpa's Indian, and he... Cooks Da best curry.
Malays
UGH. The 'bumiputera', and 'bumiputeri' of the country. Buncha crap. Well, they aren't as bad and brainless like those idiots we have as our politicians. Some are really nice, they hate they're religion too, like my neighbor, she drinks. Well, since they have no choice of religion, they just... I don't know... Follow whatever, or don't follow. Believe me, they aren't religious fanatics, they just like making problems for themselves. BUT... DO NOT INSULT THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WRAP THEIR HEADS(women) AND WEAR A WHITE CUPPY-HAT(men). They actually follow the rules of the Muslim. Oh wow, it's the second call of the day... They wake you up at 5 with their morning call. They tell time 5 times a day too, don't worry, you wont lose track of time.
And oh, I forgot about those who live in the East, Sabah and Sarawak.
East Malaysia is very beautiful, hills, rain forest, waterfalls, lakes... Ah, every nature lover should go there. And the culture there is more interesting, they're about 12 sub-tribes there. I don't know much about them... I've never been there.
Food
My favorite... Penang has the most delicious food. OMG. Thinking about it makes me water... The best place for food are the hocker centers, they have everything. Mm-HM. You don't need fancy restaurants, you just need the hocker centers. In fact, fancy restaurants are BORING and expensive. Or if you would prefer, just eat McDonald's or KFC.
Lumut
Well, since I'm from Lumut, might as well write about it.
If you'd like to get away from all the shopping, come here, I guarantee you, 100% shopping-free. Nothing to shop here, we don't have Gucci, Guess, Dior, D&G... But, we do have flee-markets, if you like bargaining, then, you must go to flee-markets.
Teluk Batik is a disgusting place, if you're looking for a beach, go to Langkawi, or Pangkor. Pangkor is just a 10 minute ferry ride from Lumut. Stay at the Pangkor Laut Resort, enjoy the beach, certainly much more cleaner than Teluk Batik.
Well, if you're gonna visit here in ten or fifteen years, Marina Island will be ready. Theme parks... FOOD... Shopping... Man-made beaches... Mm.
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LOLz. Obviously bored. Haha.
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Well... Nobody says that being crazy is against the rules^^
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