I... WANT TO BECOME A FARMER

Thanks to Chinese class, I am inspired yet again. I think I LOVE my Chinese textbook, LOL, so many interesting stories. Too bad... I can't understand them on my own =_=

第二十二课，向神农致敬。By 何乃健。

I really wanna become a farmer. Hmm, without those skinny people who plants paddy and harvests them... We'd all starve to death.

A ball of cabbage is only worth twenty cents. The rest of the money we pay goes to the person selling you cabbage~ How sad. 这是什么世界阿?!

Farmers should get paid more. I pity them, and my future self.

Lawyers and CEOs should earn less money. All they do is sit inside an air-conditioned room and watch porn while pretending to look at the papers which need to be signed. SO WHAT IF THEY GROW GRAY HAIR AND HAVE WRINKLES?! They go for facials, spas and they eat good food. $50,000 a month, maybe more.

BUT FARMERS?!

Working all day, UNDER THE HOT SUN, bending their backs, blood sucked by leeches. More gray hair, more wrinkles, and they are just skin and bones. They don't go for spas, they sometimes eat field mice. Less than $1000 a month.

 这是什么世界阿?!

I will marry a 90-year-old billionaire. After a year of NOT sharing a room with him, I'd give him a heart attack. Then when he sleeps in the ground, I'll inherit his fortune. I get the mansion and the maids all to myself. MUAHAHAHAHA. Then, I will use the overly large piece of land to PLANT crops. I will build a nice hut for each of the farmers I hire, and provide them food, drinks, clothes... Condoms...? =_=  Everyone would be happy. I'd be a widowed 30-year-old, with a farm mansion =_= I can always remarry to Zongxu xD not that I'd want to.

Anyway...

I hope that ALL the farmers worldwide will go on strike. Refusing to plant and harvest or whatever. Keeping themselves alive instead of feeding the useless society. Make us APPRECIATE FARMERS and DON'T WASTE FOOD. Who says that only useless people become farmers? Huh? If they are so useless, don't let me see you eat rice, or vege.

That's it for now.

I WANT TO BECOME A FARMER

掌管食物之神被刺杀了之后，从他的头部长出蚕虫，从他的眼瞳长出了稻谷，从耳长出高粱，鼻子长出红豆，生殖器官长出小麦，臀部长出大豆来。

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听了日本古代农民说的故事你是不是有一点不想吃了。。。？

沾满鲜血的馒头，
人的自私与丑陋，
人和社会的失败。

这是什么世界啊？！