Showing posts with label Monkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monkey. Show all posts

Friday, 12 August 2011

Fwuastwaeted

*Post may contain rude language due to bad mood. You have been told, please do not continue if you cannot accept rude words. Thank you. I am being polite.*



Oh seriously, I think I've found my twin, we don't look alike, but we sure think alike. It's either the world is screwed, or we're the ones who are screwed. Okay, I think I'm gonna go with both, the world IS pretty much... Fucked up... And the two of us... Have a whole buncha unspoken opinions that NOBODY REALLY EVER CARES ABOUT, since NOBODY EVER AGREES WITH US, and... Well, because we are not pop-u-lar enough. Unlike somebody with a name more suited for a stray dog.

HAHA. Now, I am unhappy. Well, today was... Let's just say that nothing good happened. Okay, I practiced  ballroom dancing with Winnie and got 43/60 for my history paper... And found out that Mr.Too grew... HANDSOME-ER... Yeah, those were the only good things that happened today. Going to school was a TOTAL waste of time. I didn't even sleep!

Facebook just pissed me off. Account temporarily not available due to site issue? ... You are making a bitch into a mad bitch, Facebook.

Friday... Friday... Friday... FRIDAY. I hate you so much. Why can't you be less hectic? Damn you. I love Monday more than you Friday! MONDAY! I'm talking about Monday! The day EVERYBODY hates! And I... LOVE IT.

Okay, there is something seriously wrong with me, I think I need anger management, I'mma go grab the PSP and play Angry Birds now. I hope that those green pigs don't make me angrier. Sheesh, the song Friday is a disgrace to music, if it is what we call music. Even my dog can sing better. SERIOUS.

Ah, funeral, I've missed you $v$

But damn you, I was planning on double-movie date with me, and MYSELF. I wanna watch The Rise of The Planets of the Apes... And the most MANTICIPATED movie of the year... COWBOYS & ALIENS! AHHHHHHHH! James Bond meets Indiana Jones baby! That reminds me, I think I will watch Bad Teacher tonight, if Winnie still doesn't gimme her flash drive, she'll have to go download it herself!

Sigh... Another reason why I am fwuastwaeted. Zongxu, you God damned guy-bitch, why do you have to do this to me? I can't watch my movies in peace because I don't which to choose- You, or movies. Gimme a choice, ask me "Coffe, Tea, or ME?" with that perverted look of yours, so I can ask you for tea instead and kick you out so I can watch my movies in peace T^T

I forgot... Even if he does give me that perverted look, I'll still choose him, cuz... He looks awesome. A bit old, I mush admit... But... There's this thing... I think that... Benjamin is in love with him.

A twat for important posts, really, I don't know what the hell is wrong with you people =)

I'll do this for the sake of teamwork, I may not like you, you, OR you... But, I will do my job right, without letting my personal opinions get in the way, you yeah, if you are reading this,  then you better shut your yappin the next time we meet, cuz whatever... 

My personal opinion here doggie, the aftermath of a fucking war, I don't like it. Maybe I'm doing this just because I don't like you, but... Seriously, if I was gonna go away and I hear that, I will so screw you. Maybe he is a failure, but honey, you don't really have to point that out.

Oh no, here it comes again... I'm being a bitch again... I'm being a bitch again. No shit... Shit... Shit... I said that I'd stop, I said that I'd change. God damn it. Never mind... I guess I'll just go screw myself.

PeAce.




"... It all started when I went on Amazon to look for the covers of Playboy magazines, cuz I was feeling horny..."
 14-year-old boy










Saturday, 31 July 2010

Beach Visiting As a Ke Po Friend

Been two years since I've been to the beach... Wait... I think I just went with Jessica six months ago? I guess that doesn't count? Cause, the beach was, under construction???

ANYWAY

Finally got my wish of going to the beach, I just LOVE the smell of the sea, although, it kinda smells like fish, and salt, I think I still have salt in my nose. ==

The waves today, BIG, really big. Went to Segari, the turtle caring center or something like that. The water there is clean, WAAAAAAY cleaner than Teluk Batik, at least you don't have plastics and bottles everywhere. Not even on the shore.

Yes, the.. Salty? Cool water, how long? I've tasted such... Salty? Water?

Okay, that just came out... WRONG!

It was fun, even if all I did was sit in the water, flow with it, and drown in it ==

Funny thing, a monkey stole our food!

A bunch of grapes, and you know what? It was kind enough to leave three grapes behind. Took an apple too. Had one bite of guava and left the rest. Damn that monkey! Why didn't it go steal the BBQ stuff the other family had?!

No, no. I didn't go with my family, I went with Lian Hui's. I just sorta tagged along, a ke po that was there during a family trip :D

Nothing much, cause, I forgot what I wanted to say, I'm sleepy, it's almost 2.

Whatever.

So, how was the KFC band thing? I didn't watch cause, my gay bro wanted to watch My Bloody Valentine that was on(I wanted too xD BUT, I protested, and, I FAILED T.T)

Dammit, he kept repeating...

''Man, you guys could've been on ESPN... And... It's LIVE!''