Hello! I'm back with Rachel's Top 10! Today's topic is about surviving Pn.Toh. As you all know, she is one crazy woman. And we've been tricked... AGAIN! So, here's my top 10 ways of surviving her!
*Listed from 10 to 1.
10. Act natural, even if you feel unnatural.
9. Never look her in the eye, or her face if you have anger issues.
8. Cheat by writing stuff on the table, or look at your neighbor's answer. Or just, study.
-On my table, you can see some "Ming Ju Jing Hua" and some other Chinese words I wrote.
7. Stay away as far as possible.
6. Never EVER make a deal with her! NEVER!
-A good example shall be the contract you guys wrote. Wow, you guys LOVE making things complex. Thing complex-ers! And if you guys ever wanna make a deal with some one, and you wanna make your conditions as CLEAR as possible, call TEOH WEI WEI. I guarantee you, she wont let you down. Or if you wanna hire a match-maker, hire her, I heard she has SEVEN-STARS in that field. Expert.
5. Look as happy as possible when cursing her.
4. Send some one out the corridor with a broom and dustpan, if you guys wanna make some noise and it's her time.
3. Look as innocent as possible, even when you're the biggest trouble maker, or when you just murdered some one.
2. Lock the doors, use black and long curtains to cover the windows. DON'T LET HER IN!
1. HAVE PEOPLE GOOD AT CHINESE CALLIGRAPHY DO YOUR CHINESE CALLIGRAPHY FOR YOU!
Thank you everybody! For reading such a stupid survival guide. Anybody wanna hire TEOH WEI WEI? Want her business card? Anyone?
This has been a short thing.
GOOD NIGHT...AND... BUH-BYE!!!
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